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A highly detailed, photorealistic selfie in a messy suburban backyard during golden hour sunlight. In the extreme foreground right, a stunning Latina woman in her mid-20s with glossy black hair in a high tight ponytail, heavy makeup, long lashes, gold hoop earrings, and a tight low-cut white crop top barely containing her massive overflowing cleavage, makes a disgusted grimace — furrowed brows, one eye squinted, lips pursed in distaste while holding the phone for the selfie.

Behind her and to the left, a second topless brunette woman with messy hair in a high bun secured by a red scrunchie, eyes squeezed shut and mouth wide open screaming in exaggerated ecstasy, is straddling the lap of Shrek. Shrek — the exact classic green ogre from the movies, textured skin, broad grin showing teeth, wearing his brown vest — sits on a white plastic patio chair with his large green hands explicitly groping the woman's bare breasts and ass. His muscular green legs are visible.

Background details: weathered wooden fence with ivy, blue tarp, cluttered folding table with Pepsi cans, beer cans, snack bags, red clothing on the grass, natural outdoor lighting with strong shadows, chaotic party atmosphere, ultra-sharp 8k resolution, realistic skin textures, sweat, and fabric details. Cinematic composition, vertical phone selfie aspect ratio.